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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 83 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is what happens when your spoon is too big

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

silly hats ONLY

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 3 points 2 days ago

For the love of god and all things holy!!!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everyone always asks “how is your anus” but nobody’s asking “why is your anus”.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I'll do you one better: Who is your anus?!"

wwarblelblejlkalalblala

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Why are you not used to your anus? Is it new?

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Almost missed the second half🤣

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like, his dong swung down, whipped around, and smacked him in the anus?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Happens to the best of us

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I checked both AP and Chicago style guides

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Can you clarify what you mean by "it"?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago

I did until Matt hung himself in my office.

Now I’m at my coffee limit.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?

mug to mouth to mug to mouth to mug and so on until cool enough to swallow all in one gulp without burning pony

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 points 3 days ago

I have mastered making 2 sips volume with an aeropress. I brew that volume into a new cup after every 2 sips.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People would rather play GameCube now instead of later.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago

Reasonable.

[–] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

That makes a lot of since

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

Clearly it's so obvious people want to play on the GameCube, they don't need to use the mug to ask.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Its in the front and is missing cobwebs, it might be used from time to time (but not often enough)

we're back onto N64. that conker nazi tediz multiplayer just kills

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!

There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.

"have i got a surprise for you" said the dude with seven anuses

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

*hanged, not that it really matters

[–] whatsisface@sh.itjust.works -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't really matter because hung is correct.

[–] pirc_lover@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No it isn’t

“The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”

  • Merriam Webster
[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 3 points 2 days ago

Yep. A square is both a square and a rectangle. Both are true.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging

So what's the problem? Matt was in fact killed by hanging.

[–] pirc_lover@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, so hanged is the correct form

[–] desra@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

[–] Bilbo@hobbit.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is why cafepress exists.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The fact that the cobwebs are on the, "Nice job Matt" mug implies that either Matt never did a good job or that Matt was never appreciated for the work that he did.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This being a potentially contributory factor to why he hung himself.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

The best part is, it's both sarcastic and also a neglected compliment.

Poor Matt.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

OK this was original and damn funny

[–] johnefrancis@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

would love to read more of that. Website seems entirely broken. Not going to instance. Oh well.