If Donald Trump is the smartest person in the room, there's no one else in the room.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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He has never in his life been the smartest person in the room. His brand of narcissism and shamelessness are somehow a cheat code when dealing with normal human beings. He's like a glitch in the matrix. But in no way is he the smartest in the room.
But in no way is he the smartest in the room.
Only if he's alone like on the shitter, his gold plated shitter. That's where he's smartest, all by himself.
I’m in a rehab hospital for alcoholism. Im the smartest patient here! Also it just opened and I’m the first patient here. First and best. You won’t see them print that in the papers tho. Terrible people.
No one has ever completed the program here. I’ll be the first to ever do that. First in the world. They don’t hand out medals for that, maybe they should I don’t know. But they don’t so. If they offered me one I’d take it but they don’t do that here. So what are you going to do. But I would take it I think, yeah. I definitely earned it. But maybe we should look into that
Now ask yourself did I ramble because I’m struggling with withdrawals and not thinking clearly, or was I imitating trump?
That’s exactly the problem. It’s hard to tell. It should be easy to tell which. If you don’t know which… that’s kinda bad right?
Not even the squirrel
What's a squirrel? This guy is brilliant
I have pooped myself please send ambulatory
I can't wait until this fucker is in jail and we can hold the entire gov't accountable for what they've done
right
First time?
At this point I think it's undeniably obvious that this country is failing and incapable of upholding the law and holding criminals accountable.
I wouldn't expect anything other than continued collapse. Americans would have to be significantly more intelligent than they are to expect more.
Too bad that's never going to happen
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Y'all
When are reporters going to point out that the test isn't meant to be considered hard..
Also, they need to start pushing for more information on the bruising of his hand, and WHY they keep testing him
I wish reporters would relentlessly ask him basic questions he should know like about the constitution and how the government works. Ask him to define fascism, democracy, fraud, consent. Ask him what narcissism is, and since he claims to be Christian, ask him what Jesus taught.
Imagine the word salad that would follow any one of these questions.
He's banned any journalist or news network that would actually potentially ask these questions because he can't handle being called out for anything and his response to anything but ego stroking questions is to verbally attack the asker then ban them
A good one would be to ask him to draw a clock from memory showing what 8.40 would look like
It would probably look like a poorly drawn bowl of alphabet soup
Only to people like us. Turbo geniuses call it the weave
The fourth estate is gone.
You mean the same media that was instrumental in getting us where we are?
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I find it so surreal that he can't even shut the fuck up about the fact that he gets dementia tested on the regular, which happens to be a symptom of dementia
It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.
No /s, it's actually TRUE.
P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?
Biden didn't have Dementia, but it was visible that he gave the last years he had in him before cognitive decline really set in for his country. They should never have tried to let him run again.
My Dad had dementia, and he went through that stage, and while he was pretty good most of the time, we couldn't let him drive the car. Biden looked and acted exactly like that. He was definitely on the path.
I agree on that - with the important difference that Biden actually seemed to care about the opinion of his staff and knew he could depend on their judgement. Trump trusts noone except his very own NPD. Even if Biden served until his death, it would have been better for the country.
Let's just have a new system where the oldest person in America is always president. I bet there are some over 100 who would do a better job than Trump
Or we could flip it and have the youngest person do it. They would also be better than trump.
Then there would be several new presidents a day
True. And yet still more competent than what we have going on now.
uh, wasn't obama the youngest since jfk and that's how we got trump, as a knee jerk let's do the absolute opposite of obama from the pedophile party?
That's sounds tough, I'm not sure I could pass it. I mean, I know what all those animals.are, even a squirrel, but in a test situation, the pressure on? I'm not sure I could identify them all.
And three times? I definitely couldn't pull it off three times. Four animals? Not possible. Three, maybe, but four? C'mon, I'm only human.
liar you're a cucumber and you know it
When squirrel becomes the big intellectual finish line, maybe the test wasn’t the flex he thought it was.
The actual cognitive test is for America, and they're all failing if they don't realize he's just making shit up as he goes along, and NOTHING he says is ever true.
If any other President in history ever did any of the things he's doing constantly, they'd be over.
Why is America okay with this? Does the whole country need to take this test?
We've all been thoroughly conditioned to be confident in the system. Most Democrat voters I know in real life honestly think that in 2028 we'll vote in a Democrat who will fix everything and everything will go back to "normal."
They refuse to see this as being any different than any other embarrassing 4 years of republican presidency. They think all our allies will just write this off and resume trade and military relations, all the environmental and scientific groups will welcome us back with open arms, and we'll all think back on these years and laugh.
To admit otherwise would mean there's more to do than just vote for that same color you've always voted for, and that would be a real hassle.
This one strikes me as tricky even in theory.
Sure, in theory the democrats have a majority in the house, but they likely won't even have a simple majority in the senate, and if they are anything short of 2/3rds majority in the senate, it's largely moot. They can't pass anything Trump doesn't want and they can't remove Trump from office. Yeah, they are supposed to have leverage to deny legislation, but this administration has proven itself quite happy to unilaterally act..
It's not meant to be logical, it's meant to be an easy out that they can convince themselves will happen so that they don't have to do anything more challenging than voting every 4 years.
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