I mean, you could try to talk him out of it when you go get the TV.
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Imagine a movie where somebody wants to get a TV from a suicidal person and they become best friends while he comes to pick it up.
Talk him out of it, but take the TV anyway.
And take the chance he decides he needs the TV after all?
No thanks.
At that point he was suicidal anyway nobody would ever know it was you
They should live their work 2 weeks notice
I mean, it could be oled
Yeah, but only 55 inches
Only? Where do you live in, the batcave?
Last time I was in Costco, that was the smallest size they had.
Well yeah, it's Costco.
You have a Costco membership for bulk savings.
You can save by buying bulk because you have the space/storage at home for it.
If you have the space for bulk, you probably also have the space for a big ass TV.
Makes zero sense for Costco to carry small TVs.
If you don't have space at home, you can't buy bulk, so there's no point having a Costco membership.
Idk, buying "in bulk" nowadays is just getting the bigger sizes you don't normally see at other stores. When I first heard about it, I was imagining you could buy pallets of stuff on the cheap, really it's more like you can get a double sized box of whatever (limit 4 per customer).
Ah, the duality of Man.
If I'd take every "I'm gonna kill myself" post online serious, my life would be very very worrysome.
Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
They'd just shoot you during the wellness check in America
Everything's great in America!
Honestly I'd prefer Ba Sing Se
Wait, why?
because in the US you can't kill yourself. if you try and fail you'll be charged with a crime.
corpses don't generate profit. you will work until you die of "natural causes".
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they'll empty a clip on you.
Their aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won't let you die.
Because commenter above feels like it