I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of "FART." Fart on the whole industry.
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You're thinking too small.
Static Hash Allocation Resource Table
Frequent access regurgitation table. Or Fast-access. Depends on whether you're doing an LRU cache or reimplementing hashmaps or whatever.
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Microsoft one would be:
Microsoft: Microsoft Copilot
Copilot 365+1
Microsoft 365 One
Microslop 360 One X Plus
Microsoft : Teams, that has a feature called teams in which you can create discussions with your teams.
Not to be confused with Teams (Classic) or Teams (work or school).
Or copilot, microsoft 365 or microsoft copilot 365
tbf, all their apps are called copilot now
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With a K!
That's how you know it's a KDE app.
G for old gtk app would be funnier.
The glitoris is vajazzled so you can find it
bro are you just mass-crossposting things from reddit or what? Those camel case titles aren't really common here, you know.
If they are, that's good for Lemmy.
Helps with the network effect.
Nope. Network effect happens if there's a network. For that you need an adequate amount of eyes per post so that people can start commenting and discussing stuff with one another.
Dump in hundreds of copy-posted memes without enlarging the user base and it does exactly the opposite of the network effect: With much more posts per viewer, the viewers are spread thin over the posts which means there are never enough people on one post to actually start a meaningful discussion in the comments.
Good point. I didn't think about that.
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MacOS would probably iSwoop, no?
Not these days. Apple hasn’t launched a new product with the ‘i’ prefix since Steve Jobs was around.
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