this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 hour ago

Is that even a skirt at that point? Or is it just a belt?

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 hours ago

God forbid a girl wants a little airflow

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago

I paid for the birth control and I'm using all of it

[–] tyler@programming.dev 87 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I knew who posted this before looking at the username.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 hours ago
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 60 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Violet, I'm glad you're getting so much positive attention from random internet strangers. I hope that's what you need.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 hours ago

Hang on, I’m getting popcorn.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 5 hours ago

You can see though the holes in that skirt ...
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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

That is not a skirt, it's a necklace

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 41 points 8 hours ago

Leg'lace, what do you elf thighs see

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It works fine over leggings though.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'd need one for each leg.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You can hang bells on each hole. Would be pretty funny or cool if you can pull it off.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A moderate tug would pull it off.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 6 hours ago

You can say that about a lot of things

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 hours ago

Instructions unclear bells bringing uncontrollably as I walk. I pulled one off and it wasn't funny. But I put it back in and it felt good. The Costco Lady wants it back but not in a hole. I tried. The security guy doesn't wanna hear about it, but they ring every time I move.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen bigger belts.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 10 hours ago

That looks really cute. The skirt is kinda nice too.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 hours ago

Leopard print sheets is an interesting choice.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Care, that birth control won't work without the missing string.

I'm not a fan of white skirts but that one I'd try...

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The skirt that guarantees your birth control is going to get tested 🤭