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[–] groats_survivor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What a terrible thing to do

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Or... Your husband discovered the 2nd cat the day after you got it, got rid of it, and you never noticed.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago (22 children)

Haha how cute and adorable to lie to your spouse and betray their trust rather than being an adult and talking to them! 🥰

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's probably just made up bullshit for internet attention anyway. Either way it's shitty

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You don't know know the whole story, and you don't know Torties. Humans are not consulted in these matters. I've lived with five Torties, and never paid for, or even asked for, a single one. There's a third Tortie in their future, trust me.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the Cat Distribution System?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sure is. Humans have been trying to control it throughout history, to no avail. The cats are just so much smarter than us.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 14 hours ago

It's why cats run the internet.

[–] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is... insane that you're being downvoted...

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 91 points 1 day ago

Not a very nice thing to do to your spouse

[–] texture@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

i dont think i like your husband very much.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

If he finds out, then he can just give away one cat and play dumb.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not sure we have the same meaning of identical.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those cats are close enough to fool me at least.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I guess I'm biased by having a tortie for 15 years.

Having enjoyed the company of Charlotte (pictured below) for seven years, I spotted it within a second and I'm not generally very visually observant 😄

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

The best part I choose to believe is that this cats conspired to never be seen together.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Husband found a gf who uses the same perfume as the wife. She's yet to figure it out.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How did she keep them apart? All the cats we've ever had hung out together a lot.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it takes months for them to stop hating each other enough to stop growling

[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ours loved each other for months and now they're mortal enemies.

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they were identical so they didn't realise there was another cat in the house until much later after a freak accident with them walking into the same room with a mirror on the floor.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have two cats from the same litter a male and a female, and my next door neighbour has a cat that looks exactly like them. Their friends, and I'm not entirely convinced that the more stupid of the two hasn't realised that the neighbours cat isn't his sister. He's deadly afraid of my car keys, so I wouldn't put anything past him.

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"How I divorced your lying mother"

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The time our tortie died and we went to the cat shelter and came back with another tortie.

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago (18 children)

That computer in the background is giving me anxiety.

How do people function with organization like that?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Yeah, I stopped using desktop icons altogether somewhere around Windows 7 days.

Nowadays I can't stand having anything on my desktop (linux)

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[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

plot twist: there was only ever one cat

It just moves REALLY fast. Like the Olsen twin.

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