The only way this can be done is if everyone becomes a bisexual gf and is then assigned to someone else. And when everyone's a bisexual gf...
...no one will be
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The only way this can be done is if everyone becomes a bisexual gf and is then assigned to someone else. And when everyone's a bisexual gf...
...no one will be
First I found a bisexual girlfriend
Then I became the bisexual girlfriend.
Checkmate, capitalists.
Our bisexual gf, comrade.
Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated into the universal bisexual gf polycule.
That’s not true. We will be sharing, comrade.
I propose we split up NYC into about 2861543 polycules of 3 people, each with one man and two bisexual gfs to solve this conundrum.
Can't be bisexual if it's all girls
From each according to their ability to each according their needs.
Smh

Based on news reports of the event, he didn't say no, he just didn't answer:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/zohran-mamdanis-private-influencer-briefing-rcna240260
So you're telling me there's a chance
That's it, I'm moving to NYC
Live in NYC, where my government issued bi gf? 😞
She's walkin here!
Because nobody drives in New York. Too much traffic for it.
I don't live in NYC, but I suppose I could if I had somewhere to stay 🤔
Well I am a socialist... I do love a good housing program. Also fostering a pet =D
A pet, you say? Do I get a collar?
Unironically one of my favorite things to shop for a partner, especially subtle, public use ones with concealed locks.

Phew, those are nice. Now that's a gift that would make a girl's knees buckle
Just wait for your assignment.
Now it's become NYB.
I saw the clip. He did say no. Then the dude asking says something like "then why are we here?" and I wholeheartedly agree.
Mamdani, you were the chosen one!
4chan seemingly unironically thought a second Trump term would bring legally mandated gfs. Obviously, take it with a grain of salt, but I sincerely believe in their lack of mental health and stability for it not to just be weird trolling.
I mean, think of how much lower the production cost must be since you can just make one model sexual that you can use for multiple applications.
The people in accounting will be so proud!
He fell off 😔
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some New Yorkers must make do with straight or gay girlfriends due to supply issues
Wtf, why did I vote for this guy then??
Yes, he certainly has. Clown.

"Yes Benjamin Netanyahu, I will publicly throw my Palestinian wife to your hungry lions for your money"