Of all the things that never happened, this is in the top 10.
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I mean, it even has "and then everyone clapped" (more or less) in it
Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Why would he be holding of the card and does he know enough about card tricks to hide that it came from the deck? There's a lot of gray going on.
I mean it does make total sense at least

Illusions, Michael!
I don't care if it's true. I want to believe.
OP clearly didn't understand card tricks
Illusions, krisevol. A trick is something a whore does for money.
I got my first girlfriend by doing coin tricks, at one point i dropped the coin by accident and it went into my shoe and no one could find it.
Everyone was convinced I made it disappear
Real or fake, good freaking story.