Never eaten cum out of a condom. Never had a distance competition. But... yeah, everything else. Holy shit. Having the big gay helps.
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(Idk if diagonals count in bingo? I've never actually played it)
Diagonals totally count!
Fancy bingo, like you'll find in old folks' homes, has different patterns each go round. So just imagine that in this round it's anything goes.
So close! Does having an orgasm in public count as jizzing in public? Inquiring minds want to know..
curious about that as well. does squirting in public count as jizzing? cause if it did i'd have a bingo🙂↕️
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no bingo😒 i marked with red the ones i’m not sure apply to the receiving end, and i don’t know how many guys make a bukkake
"nutted on someone else's cock" - does squirting on it count?
That's gotta be worth a bonus point.
Given some don't apply to receiving, let's add cum in knickers to the mix...
I think the bukake one counts. You participated in one.
Made me realize I'm plain vanilla.
my 100% vanilla ass is just sitting here like
I've eaten mine before. It might enjoy it more if I did it for a woman. I'd love to lick my cum off of her.
Oh shit, welcome back Violet.
I wanna be creampied (more) and bukkaked 😩
And are you kidding me? So many spaces and still no bingo?! 😭
Guess I am gonna go jizz in public today. 🤷♂️
Wanna have a distance shooting competition?
Just need the bukkake and I'd have a full card. Never had more than one guy cum on me at once. New goal unlocked.
I've only done 2 of those. Guess I'm just vanilla or smth....
4 and I guess I'm pretty vanilla too.
I think the bar is pretty high to get a bingo here. It's not about kink. More about adventurous/wild.
I'm a borderline asexual, none of these sound interesting to me LMAO
I only got 10 on this list. I gotta up my game
14, but a few were without me expecting it lol my ex was a crazy bitch in the bedroom
- I suspect this is on the low side compared to some others!
Wait guys isnt a facial and bukkake the same?
I'm no expert on bukkakes as I've never been a part of one, but I believe it to be 2 people involved in a facial, where as a bukakke has multiple people giving one person a facial. So say 4 people or such
It's like the difference between "sex" and "orgy"
I'm surprised "made truffle butter" is not on this list!
No bingo for me despite having done like 8 or 9 of these 😭
