Boy, it'd be just terrible if I received any unsolicited pussy pics...
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I said... IT'D BE JUST TERRIBLE IF I RECEIVED ANY UNSOLICITED PUSSY PICS
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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I used to be so like this, unironically stringed along a girl who was hitting on me, making her play videogames, and gave zero fuck that she wanted well...fuck. She gave up of course, funny thinking about it now.
Why wouldn't you just tell them you're not interested in them like that? No reason to string them along.
Did you mean unintentionally?
I don't even remember...I was playing a game, they were in the game and "friended" me to play along, but were actually flirting. I was not 100% sure, but I was 100% not interested, and only wanted them as a game partner. At that point it as obvious, and I was practically trolling them. She gave up eventually.
Did she send you cat pics though?
She only had contact through the game so no, it was a rando trying to score something im a videogame lol
Is this an Are You Being Served reference?
This might be the first time I've seen anyone reference it online and that's a tragedy
*vulva
Vagene
That better be your cat's name this time.
Bob
Not even Gene or Gina?
Bob and vagene would be amazing
His virgin levels are OVER 9000!
Is it though? When I was a virgin I would have loved girls to send me pussy pics. Now, years later after many partners and experience, I'm not impressed with women trying to flirt with me with a pussy pic. Send me a cat photo and we'll talk. If these women are that shallow that they send pussy pics to score, they should target virgins instead.
This happens to me all the time xD
Oh yes, my DMs are full of pussy pics and baddies wanting to slay me. But, all I want to do is bust out my laser pointer and play with their cats.
Which side of the convo?
Why not zoidberg!