Welp. goodbye everyone. it's been ~~good~~ uh... it's been.
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I swear the thing that ends up killing us all is some obscure bio specimen they pull from the thawing permafrost.
Kennedy jerkin off somewhere
PUT IT BACK
better to study it since the planet is heating up. we need to know how to kill it when the billions of others thaw out.
Have you SEEN what’s going on in the world?
Dunno about you, but I’m Team Worm all the way

I hope that they have flamethrowers just in case of emergency...
Shockingly?
as someone who has collected water samples of thriving cells and failed to get them to reliably reproduce in laboratory conditions optimized for cell growth
I am shocked that the ancient frozen worm is reproducing
Good for the worm