Personally, I prefer Haram & Chill
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2026
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Finding Nemo is not Halal. Where is Dory's hijab?
It's not the movie, it's the families should be halal!
So they can be eaten with no risk of Allah taking offense?
Well, typically you eat the fish not the families, but I guess you could?
... Dory is a fish.
Why would a fish need to follow instructions given to humans?
Because it's a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.
... Are the fish Muslim?
As part of their acting like humans?
Also, generally speaking, fish are halal to eat.
So there's no reason for a non muslim fish to either literally not be halal, as food, nor abide by muslim dress code, as a 'person', who does not appear to be muslim.
The widely varying different standards of Islamic Dress Codes != Halal.
To conflate the two would be like asking if a Yarmulke is Kosher. Its ... nonsensical.
there’s no reason for a non muslim fish to either literally not be halal nor abide by muslim dress code
This is peak content. May the light of Allah shine upon Dory and guide her to the truth, inshallah.
If the fish aren't Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as "Halal" 🤭
No you don't get it.
Halal, most literally, means basically 'approved'.
In this context, its essentially 'Family Friendly'.
Inshallah basically means 'Godwilling', genuine, earnest hope that the family is reunited.
I wonder if anything is going on anywhere in the Muslim world where a story about a family being able to reunite would be a resonant and uplifting story.
Again, there's nothing inherently forbidden about ... non Muslims existing, and not particularly following all the rules that apply to Muslims... in the view of the vast majority of Muslims.
Most of the people in this thread are being bigotted by way of presumably ignorance.
And I'm a kafir, a dhimmi, an Atheist, who just likes to learn about different cultures and religions.
🤔 Semi-serious question, is she still required to cover her head if she has no hair?
Wait, so Shallah ... ate Nemo?!
Is there Halal Shitposting??
Just wondering how it would be.... like BisMilla, prophet married a 9 year old .... Amen
Inshallah they find her. There was no Finding Nemo 2, just Finding Dory.
Not to sound old-fashioned, but I wish Dory wouldn't flaunt it so, all the goods hanging out for the world to see.
Did you know?
Halal ETFs are real thing.
Halal finance is an entire massive industry. Because taking interest is a sin in islam (based), and used to be in Christianity too. Ursury.