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Wait, so Shallah ... ate Nemo?!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Inshallah they find her. There was no Finding Nemo 2, just Finding Dory.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Not to sound old-fashioned, but I wish Dory wouldn't flaunt it so, all the goods hanging out for the world to see.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Finding Nemo is not Halal. Where is Dory's hijab?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

... Dory is a fish.

Why would a fish need to follow instructions given to humans?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because it's a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

... Are the fish Muslim?

As part of their acting like humans?

Also, generally speaking, fish are halal to eat.

So there's no reason for a non muslim fish to either literally not be halal, as food, nor abide by muslim dress code, as a 'person', who does not appear to be muslim.

The widely varying different standards of Islamic Dress Codes != Halal.

To conflate the two would be like asking if a Yarmulke is Kosher. Its ... nonsensical.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago

there’s no reason for a non muslim fish to either literally not be halal nor abide by muslim dress code

This is peak content. May the light of Allah shine upon Dory and guide her to the truth, inshallah.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

If the fish aren't Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as "Halal" 🤭

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

🤔 Semi-serious question, is she still required to cover her head if she has no hair?

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not the movie, it's the families should be halal!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So they can be eaten with no risk of Allah taking offense?

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Well, typically you eat the fish not the families, but I guess you could?

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know?

Halal ETFs are real thing.

[–] Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

Halal finance is an entire massive industry. Because taking interest is a sin in islam (based), and used to be in Christianity too. Ursury.