Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck π
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You are having very strange ideas of a "boss fight".
That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.
CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment
On Linux it's klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece
Some people definitely rewrote it as ΞΌCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons
And then there will be endless discussions if it should be pronounced uclit or microclit
mΞΌclit
muclit!
It's by kde.
I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
Klitoris got removed during an FGM event, it's no longer there. Got removed alongside with lib-ia-minora.
It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.
it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
The course be like:
grep -R "klitoris" /
Something something βyayβ!
It's a myth, it doesn't exist.
I believe you're thinking of gSPOT, it's still stuck in development.
I once knew someone that claimed to get gStreamer working, I think they were just bragging.
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It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days
Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say "Search for Copilot"
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When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
be the change you wanna see in this world
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clitoriOS
Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
who up rn doing they task
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
Me: These are unironically good names
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More like Linux: "Kritoris" which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.
Linux devs would name something βKlitorisβ literally just so the project website could say βyouβve finally found what youβre looking forβ
man klitoris
cat klitoris π»
this incident will be reported
If it was written in python itβs PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
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10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues π€
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