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[–] lime@feddit.nu 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i don't think he knows what he's talking about in that area

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeavenlySpoon@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 days ago

Doesn’t make him not ace.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).

Continue to strive for fulfillment, my esteemed peers"

Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Right, seen the original quote before, just my brain wasn't parsing the butcher's bits of the meme. Thanks for ruining the joke, I chortled.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess that means ye mum is fair game (rapidly double checking to make sure that is a large number)

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Lol depends on your mass compared to hers. In order to attract something to your mass in the same way that the earth does an apple then the other body would need to be roughly 1/30000000000000000000000000th your mass to be so attracted.

Also helps if you're in a vacuum and under the influence of no other massive bodies.

[–] UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Btw to make numbers small, the exponent needs to be negative, so it would be 3*10^(-25)

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I was trying to make a very large number since I was dividing one by it. Thanks, tho.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Daw, dangit. Your mom joke: failed. Thanks for teaching me a thing, though

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The mass (amount of effort) required to pull anyone is too high to put in any effort. 🤷‍♂️

Also, downvoted for unnecessary sanitisation. Bitch.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I'm trying ser Newton, I'm really trying (I'm not)

[–] Una@europe.pub 5 points 3 days ago

I don't have enough mass for that.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Except that's not really how gravity works. The apple didn't move once it snapped off the tree. The apple was being accelerated by the tree until it fell. Then the ground and the apple accelerated to meet each other. Gravity didn't pull the apple to the ground they both accelerated through spacetime to meet each other.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And the dude knows...

Dude was pulling well into his 80s.

Had his own live-in Spanish count.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 3 days ago

Is he having a stroke?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank God you used bih instead of bitch. You might have made some billion dollar tech company really sad that you made their site less friendly toward advertisers if/when this image is shared on there. But instead you self-censored like a good little bitch. Daddy tech is pleased with you.

[–] Iceluigi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bih

Not sure if you're trolling or not. Nobody is trying to censor anything here. Relax.