i don't think he knows what he's talking about in that area
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bad bih is gender-neutral
Doesn’t make him not ace.
Sorry....fuckin what?
"If gravity can attract an object as comparatively small as an apple to the earth (a colloquial observation by the guy Sir Newton), then you can attract an eligible mate of your preferred gender (an idea often disputed by doomer ideology).
Continue to strive for fulfillment, my esteemed peers"
Look at me, now I am the one who kills jokes by explaining them
Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.
I guess that means ye mum is fair game (rapidly double checking to make sure that is a large number)
Lol depends on your mass compared to hers. In order to attract something to your mass in the same way that the earth does an apple then the other body would need to be roughly 1/30000000000000000000000000th your mass to be so attracted.
Also helps if you're in a vacuum and under the influence of no other massive bodies.
Btw to make numbers small, the exponent needs to be negative, so it would be 3*10^(-25)
I was trying to make a very large number since I was dividing one by it. Thanks, tho.
Daw, dangit. Your mom joke: failed. Thanks for teaching me a thing, though
Right, seen the original quote before, just my brain wasn't parsing the butcher's bits of the meme. Thanks for ruining the joke, I chortled.
The mass (amount of effort) required to pull anyone is too high to put in any effort. 🤷♂️
Also, downvoted for unnecessary sanitisation. Bitch.
I don't have enough mass for that.
I'm trying ser Newton, I'm really trying (I'm not)
Except that's not really how gravity works. The apple didn't move once it snapped off the tree. The apple was being accelerated by the tree until it fell. Then the ground and the apple accelerated to meet each other. Gravity didn't pull the apple to the ground they both accelerated through spacetime to meet each other.
And the dude knows...
Dude was pulling well into his 80s.
Had his own live-in Spanish count.
Is he having a stroke?
Thank God you used bih instead of bitch. You might have made some billion dollar tech company really sad that you made their site less friendly toward advertisers if/when this image is shared on there. But instead you self-censored like a good little bitch. Daddy tech is pleased with you.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bih
Not sure if you're trolling or not. Nobody is trying to censor anything here. Relax.