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Help the horny posters got to me
Alt text:
The "expanding brain" meme:
Small brain: watching porn
Normal brain: reading guides online
Big brain: being in a relationship
Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who's laughing now!
Idk about laughing, but I'm sure someone is making some kind of noises
How waterproof is your laptop?
thinkpads have legendary water resistance.
Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.
Everywhere niche science or tech observation, "Xkcd did it" lol
Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently.
"nipple mouse"
So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse.
Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys.
Pro tip - use the whole keyboard.
Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance.
and switch to Jazz if you're getting no feedback at all
I think 'watching porn' is the wrong answer to just about every question.
What are you doing right now?
I didn't mean it wasn't the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say.
...why?
I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’
He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’
"Stephen, what are you doing?"
I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy.
I've lost my clit :(
Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it
My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods.
Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I'm basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive.
Do y'all also tease the ports before plugging them?
Do y'all also stroke the laptop's frame when it does it's job well?
My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off.