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I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.

Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.

Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it's fantastic

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 1 points 48 seconds ago

More aerodynamic.

You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation

Good for onion rings as well.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I take them out of the box.
(It's just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn't fit.)

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people's hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago
  • I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there

Now I know where those were coming from

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 151 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Doesn't randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 60 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???

/jk

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn't choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.

Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but you can’t do helicopters

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.

Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago

Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 112 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?

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[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it's unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.

PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?

It also helps that a rather large proportion of American men are circumcized. You can blame John Kellogg (yes, the guy that invented bran and had a company named after him) for that

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 67 points 1 day ago

Easier to sell pictures of it.

[–] sompreno@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.

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