I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
arooo
"Gochu" meaning "hot pepper" in Korean.
There is a side group for hog that doesn't always include magats. Bilmuri fans.
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy's a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hang
mister boopsy fucking killed me
... And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
Dih
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as 'the girls' and dicks as 'the little gentlemen'.
"May I come in, ma'am?"
I've heard the former a million times but I've never heard the latter.
I just call it "my eight inches"
Here's hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
Sorry, I really am not able to assist with that. I would strongly suggest you don't waste your energy with this request. π
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
Laphog, schlong, rod, pecker, snake, package, unit, johnson, richard, purple helmet warrior, willy, one eyed trouser snake, sinstick, prick, dink, pickle, sausage, lower horn, skinflute, genghis khan
Pimmel, Latte, KnΓΌppel, DΓΆdel, Nacktmull, Schniepel, Penis, Glied, GerΓ€t, Sackkanone, BeglΓΌcker, Bestrafer, PrΓΌgel, Prengel, (Brat-)Wurst, Riemen
Two things, roughly related:
- I couldn't properly name as many colors properly.
- In my youth, a discounter sold tissues branded 'Solo Talent'. Still love the humor.
hot dog
not hot dog
Schlong
Parsnip
the d train = call the cops took me out π
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Jime Jama
Mine is called Paddy and hers is called Lucy. I've long forgotten why
##Verse 1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
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Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis... As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).
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... Don't Look at me like that.
jorkin depeanus
She boopsy on my mister till I keeper
Pingas!
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