this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I'm not even in Canada and that picture gave me a boner

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Just one more lane bro”

[–] Unleaded8163@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Hear me out: Express Express Lanes

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Just one more lane bro I swear bro just one more, I swear.

[–] rwrwefwef@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Makes the Montreal transit system look cute.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd settle for actual signal priority for transit.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Monkey paw Toronto edition: single cars turning left get priority before a tram with 200 people on it going straight.

Oh, wait, that how it already is.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

get priority before

You, like the city's Transportation Management director, may have just fallen for the Phase Order Fallacy:

Fact-checking the TTC about signal priority

Vice-chair Mihevc asked whether the order of phases matters given that the signal cycle is a cycle. The City’s Transportation Management director responded that it matters since they want to serve streetcars earlier. But this is inherently false because, as Vice-chair Mihevc correctly interjected, there’s no such thing as “earlier” or “later” in a cycle. On Spadina, where the streetcar phase comes “after” the left turn phase, it also comes two phases before the left turn phase.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not really. My stance matches your article, I.e streetcars moving hundreds always get real time priority over a single dude in a car. Same for busses and all other transit. Slow down cars always for to speed up transit in any shared usage scenario. I'm personally indifferent to methodology past "use efficient, tested systems that work."

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Shuttle buses until the sun does lol.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Stop, I can only get so erect!

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Why does this map look like its just Los Santos from GTA.