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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean genuinely yes, this looks amazing.

I might have to come out of hibernation for a meal like this lol.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred

YEAH!!!

and covered in vanilla yogurt.

Huh?!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That's typically a plain yogurt though IIRC and not a sweetened or flavored one

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Oh alright!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Blackberry sauce for steaks is somewhat common, and delicious.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lingonberry jam is really popular with meat here in Sweden. Potatoes, meat, jam, and gravy.

I mean...

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, chutney for boiled beef. With potatoes and leek, cabbage.

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Idk if there's a less appetizing word that can come before beef than boiled. Or any meat really.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You can say "braised" if you want to pretend it isn't boiled. Technically a braise should be done slower at a lower heat, but yeah, still cooking meat with water.

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Braising means two steps though. You brown it first and then simmer in liquid not boil. It's also usually not water, you'd typically use wine, stock or even beer, but not water. So no, not the same.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Wait… this one is spelled correctly?

What the fuck, have I been brainwashed or did I transfer timelines?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sweet and savory do seem to be pretty complimentary flavors, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was delicious.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always smother those IKEA meatballs in lingonberry jam. Delicious.

Also, I've heard of Lakota dishes that involve bison steaks drizzled with a blueberry reduction or compote. I've always wanted to try that.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Might be interesting to try

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He’s totally hiding a bear in that writing desk.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Found the bear. ~~Not~~ Maybe the gay kind.

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 8 points 1 week ago

As long as it's not slathered in honey, it's probably pretty tasty. I've had steak with a drizzle of sweet glaze before and the flavors can complement one another nicely

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of one of my favorite ways to eat vanilla ice cream: with olive oil and a bit of sea salt. I get a lot of grief for this, but I learned about it ages ago in an old Cracked (.com) article and it is really good.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been adding maple syrup to dishes as a sweetener and it can turn out pretty great. Like the sautéed mushrooms I made last night:

  • Dice up some onions (white or green both work well) and a hot thai pepper (or more to your preferred spice level). I also chopped a half a carrot up very finely.
  • Heat a pan and add some oil and one piece of the onion you cut up. When it is sizzling, add the chopped stuff from the last step and sauté for a couple mins, then add the mushrooms.
  • Stir it like once a minute. Allow the pieces to sear a bit but not burn. Adjust the temp to work this way.
  • Add some salt, chili powder, worchestershire sauce, cook the water away. Do the same with some lemon juice. If I had to guess, I'd say I used like a teaspoon of each.
  • Now add some maple syrup, just enough to cover the middle part before it spreads out and sizzles a lot. Stir it well and reduce it.
  • Finally add some sort of milk. I used almond milk but I'm sure any will work. Not that much of it (not worth opening a can of coconut milk, though I bet it would work great if you have one already open), it should turn a brown colour and reduce pretty quickly, leaving a delicious creamy mushroom sauce that goes well with steak or on its own. Dairy free, too, if you used anything other than dairy milk.

I buy mushrooms each time I get groceries just to make this stuff.

[–] null@lemmy.org 7 points 1 week ago

A bear typed this.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is mostly unrelated but a local restaurant makes their own ketchup with honey as the sweetener and it is the best goddamn ketchup I've ever had

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Hot honey on a ground beef patty sandwich. With some pickled squash and a big fat slice of nightshade berries? Fuck now im hungry.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Not weird at all, they're eating like many hunter-gatherer societies used to. It was very common to season meat with fruits and honey.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There's this ancient Roman clay pot roast:

  • Fill 1/3 with salt
  • Add roast
  • Fill the other 2/3, add lid
  • roast it
  • drizzle honey over the slices

It's tasty, has a nice crust.

Edit: removed my wrong guess.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Salt is one of the oldest commodities. It has no shelf life and can be gathered at the edge of the ocean or dried lake, like a salt flat.

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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Looks Bear-y delicious.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Self report lol

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

berries and honey is some paprika and salt away from BBQ sauce.

I mean, teriyaki steak is awesome, it’s sweet/savory, so why not.

[–] ZpbkPEcaHhIveqdR@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably not a weirdo but almost certainly from USA

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I love honey, berries and wouldn't mind having them with a steak. I'm not American. I often put honey in meaty foods I make. Also I did actually put some bilberry (proper blueberry) based hotsauce as well. And the meat was horse. And again. Not American.

What makes you think they have to be American? I'd understand if it was like spray-cheese or hfcs or even maple syrup, but idk what about this shouts American? Just curious not flaming.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It tracks they even eat humans too.

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Sweet balsamic glaze is pretty good on steak as well!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Braised(not the right word but closest i think exists in english) flakes of reindeer(or venison/moose if good quality reindeer is not available) with lingonberries (mash or jam, depending on the season) and mashed potatoes made with ungodly amounts of butter.

That is the best way to eat meat so yes, meat and berries is extremely good

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sounds very ancient Roman.

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