I wanna be the very worst
Like no one ever was
To burn the world is my real test
To nuke it is my cause 🎶
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Ill send JD to Iran
Speaking for our siiiiiide
Each ship through the strait
Will sink beneath the tiiiiiiiiide
Wait what do I do with my hands? No idea, I just let them hang awkwardly and lean forward like this.
I bet the cocaine is about as good, the ketamine is just as good, and the children are at leeast as rapeable. Isnt that what really matters?
Some of the smallest men on the planet.
I don't think any of them are personally worse off than before.
That's what I was going to say.
It's a little bit like looking into the eyes of a lizard and trying to understand what it's thinking, or trying to understand 4 dimensional space. Most people including me just can't conceptualise it.
However, if you have complete and utter disregard for everyone else... and I mean you just can't muster up a single neuron's worth of compassion, then these guys are a stratospheric success.
More like wondering why is a lizard just eating barriers in front of him instead of solving world hunger & cold fusion. The later was never within it's mental sphere of cares or capabilities ... no idea how it became a wide belief system.
Yet the lizard is behaving 100% as expected.
So, space lizards?
Space lizards in space!!
Also hegsbreath always wears clothes too small. You notice that? I think it's to try to look buff. 🤣
This picture is like a scale from oversized to undersized.
Slim fit is alright, but the shoes? Dear God. Might as well have worn flip flops to show how much of an amateur he is.
Actually I would respect a guy in flip flops more for taking a stance against putting on whatever his mother found in their late father's wardrobe.
Do not wear brown shoes to a dark suit. Please.
I mean Vance looks like he's in a slim fit. Hegseth looks like if he sits or bends over a bunch of seams are going to blow out.
He's also wearing so much makeup.
Now I have no problem with men wearing makeup.
But hegseth is a white nationalist Christian and a homophobe. So he doesn't get to. Themz the rules. I didn't make them up, they did.
And plus, it just makes him look like a vain narcissist.
I think it's funny. They're also both wearing the "red power tie". Trump used to do so a lot too.
I like a red tie and I acknowledge the idea of how it can be used to signal power, but it has to be done in the right setting where everyone else is not wearing a red tie. It's only possible to pull off if you're the only one wearing a red tie.
Having two idiots next two each other with red ties only highlights the stupidity of both of them dressing up as a power move.
Do not wear brown shoes to a dark suit. Please.
Your rules are meaningless and, fundamentally, absurd.
Another 6’2” person who has about three inches on 6’3” trump.
All 3 of them look like they're upset someone ate their pudding so they're gonna blow up the middle east for revenge
Why is Trump so lopsided?
Long term effects of a stroke.
Wet shit in a bag tends to slosh around.
The goal wasn't making everything worse. The goal was to make it easier for billionaires to extract money from the people. Everything being worse is just a side effect.
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Hegseth got some child bearing hips.
Hey America, when is the revolution you needed your guns for?
Half the population, and 80% of the gun-owners, support these people. Because they are willing to overlook ICE raiding middle-schools for protesting as long as one trans kid commits suicide or a non rich-white-christian-man goes deaf from stress.
Except for themselves though!
And for all the techbro and non-techbro oligarchs. They are adding even more billions to their piles of billions.
Colin Jost makes a better Hegseth than Hegseth.
You know how Republicans always said the government was broken, and they wanted to run it so they could break it even more, and prove how bad the government is, and how correct they are?
This is the predictable outcome of that attitude.
annoyed voice “We’re sorry we lit the poopbag on fire and left it on your doorstep misses Kutalowski, we won’t do it again.”
trump has the OLD people hunchback, hes pretty much shrinking.
Hegseth looks like he's hiding a thigh gap
Not if you’re Putin and Bebe
The trump family wealth has increased by a lot since his 2nd term. His own wealth went up from like 1bn to 6bn. The wealth of his supporters and big corporations also went up. The rest doesn't matter.