Gonna get two ferrets so I can call myself a small business owner
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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"who is a good little thiefling? You are, yes, you are a good little thiefling"
"So what sort of business do you have?"
"Just a couple or female tieflings"
"A bunch of little thieves form a business" sound like the beginnings of a fun movie.
The latest animation Little Theaves! Starring Keanu Reeves as Buddy, and Margot Robbie as Victoria, alongside Will Smith and Chris Rock as the rascals, get ready for the funniest movie of the summer!
I can hear this in That 2000's Comedy Movie Trailer Announcer Voice
I mean arent almost all businesses based on theft in this capitalist world?
a business 🥺
I prefer the post about the scientists cleaning the particle collider with trained ferrets.
But, I suppose that's none of my business.
Further proof the weasel worldline is a thing,
and obligatory fuck CERN.
Masked thieves who stow your valuables in the walls.