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Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style
Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style
This is like r/AskOuija, but for lemmy; not affiliated to the r/AskOuija though.
What is this "Ouija" thing?
Ouija here is referring to the Ouija Board that used to communicate with spirits and it look something like this:
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To play the Ouija board to communicate with spirits, one needs to place one’s fingers on the planchette, and it is moved about the board to spell out words letter by letter, and then finally, “goodbye”. This is the part we refer as Ouija Style.
Technically saying, there is usually also “yes” and “no”, but including them in commenting makes it less fun to comment, so usually we don’t do that here.
This is generally how Ouija Style works. Hope you have fun commenting, spirits!
RULES
this is adopted rule from r/AskOuija; but due to the difference between Reddit and Lemmy (for example, there is no flair) many things are not doable here.
- No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."
- Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).
- All comments must be a single character (including number and emoji, they too have to be single letter), except:
- When the post title begin with [Meta].
- Comments reminding people that they violate the rules.
- If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread. If you want a fancy Goodbye, it would be okay, but it need to have a clear indication of it is a “goodbye”.
- You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).
- You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.
- You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.
- No bots.
These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.
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SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦
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Chapter 16:
So I ran away from home, as the IRS agents busted in the door... my parents got shot dead on the scene...
Now I'm officially an orphan... sadly ever after...
Alternate Chapter 16:
My family is now on the run... I've been too entangled into their bussiness... I'm also on the United States government's hit list...
We grabbed as much gold as possible hidden underneath parents bed¹, just in case of emergency.
"Oh shit, where do we even go?", my dad asked.
"I TOLD YOU TO JUST PAY THE TAX, NOW OUR CHILD IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU", mom replied.
"Iran", I said, while my parents stared at me, bewildered at my comment, "they don't have an extradition treaty with the US"
"But..." dad mumbled in a said voice.
"Yes I know", mom said, defeated, "it's not a good place for women, but I have to do it, for the safety of my son"
"We shouldn't have been dealing bussiness with the Iranians²", dad said, "now we have no choice but to seek asylum there"
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And so this is the story of how my family ended up in Iran... and this is why the US is now trying to bomb Iran... all in effort to get us to pay the taxes...
(¹For storytelling purposes. There is no actual gold there, don't actually come to my house lmfao
²Not actually true lmao, but it'd be worthy of a wikipedia page if it were true lol)
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Instructions unclear: I showed the IRS agents my cock and I got arrested for sexual harassment
BUT THEN I got a pardon from the president! He's now giving me a cabinet position!
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Just filmed my parents fucking and uploaded it to OnlyFans... now they have enough to cover the taxes... yay!
(Sigmund Freud have joined the chat)
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