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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

Pleasure Killer

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Man Injector....

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I got Monster Meat 🤣

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I keep wondering... Just what happened with that bear? How did you kill a bear with your... Bear killer.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Monster Meat, excellent

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Man meat. Very generic.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Your mom's gag

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Giant Sword. Not very original.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Monster Stick

Girthy Beef

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

[–] StarsongDusk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dangling Destroyer

ROFLMAO.

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair

[–] Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago

Man Pole.

Me Man, this Pole, ugauga

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Pleasure Meat

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Poor Quentin Tarantino

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Giant injector. False advertising tbh

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Purple Punch??

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Remember, it's ok to name your penis but it's not ok to name the fella's penis next to you at the urinal.

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

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