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[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

GMC Spotted, I give it 20 miles until it merges into a freeway wrong

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Cars don't make decisions, people do

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

excuse me, not to be argumentative but i've seen Priuses and Teslas and shit like that. I've seen that video where the tesla decides to make a lefthand turn right in front of oncoming traffic because Fuck You Whoever's In The Car I Guess and they grab the wheel in a valiant and successful attempt not to die.

we can argue that people made the decision to let the car make decisions but sweet merciful magillicutty that car tried to kill that person.

edit: also

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The documentary cars (2006) says otherwise.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

First pass, I could've sworn I'd read: "I'm freakin' typing!"

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I feel like it's unfair that only learner drivers get a standardised signal for warning other road users of their incompetence. People who already got their license but are still shit at driving need one to. I'm thinking something like that blue "L" cube with a "D" instead short for "dumbfuck".

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In that spirit, in The Philippines drunk drivers turn their hazards on to warn other drivers.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's a nice custom, good to know

That would be amazing, an automotive scarlet letter. Require them to sew a D for Drunkard on their shirts, both bumpers and both doors.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

every time i see one of those 26.2 stickers someone has for running a marathon i give them the same space as i would a new driver. because they aren't thinking about driving, they are thinking about birds.

birds are pretty.

i think i have one of those stickers on my car. i did back when i ran. i'm just warning y'all. that's what i'm trying to say.

[–] Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed, you are very trying.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s good the see that the students putting effort into their relationship with the driver.