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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you've put the pictures in.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Quad erat demonstrandum

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

OnlyLogistics

[–] MaybeNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I guess fashions come and go, but I never understood the appeal of that bright/flat, chalk/paper white color on nails.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People saying because it's a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you're creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing "value" we didn't know we nedded

[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's both. I would guess that men's feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women's feet.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Not worth withholding the tip, just, I don't want to think about dirty, smelly feet next to my food

Also I fucking hate tip culture

The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.

[–] NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Personally, it's not so much the feet themselves that are a turnoff but attempts to appeal to foot fetishists annoy me and obsession or focus on feet turn me off.

It's like those skits of someone doing dirty talk to turn a partner on but they keep talking about stuff that is either not hot at all or more offputting or confusing than hot.

Though this one is subtle enough that it would probably go unnoticed, at least until I saw this post (going forward it will be obvious). Not that I use those food delivery services at all.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Dan Schneider's ordering again?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (13 children)

am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.

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[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.

I'd stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

It doesn't say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn't jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That's obviously just an indication, it's impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.

[–] variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago

I think it's the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Correction: because a woman brought them food.

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[–] calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 days ago

They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

imagine paying for free feet pics

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There's petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don't even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive

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[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In what app?

I have to tip when I order like I'm a psychic about the level of service I'm going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won't want to take them for insufficient pay.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it's like to struggle.

Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving

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[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my small countryside town, there's like 4 delivery drivers. Only one of them gets a tip. They call ahead and hand me the food.

The others just put the food down and take a picture.

[–] Vincentmario@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

I tend to tip when they don't call and just take the picture. I think I'm cancelling you out

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

As a man with a size 6 shoe. I'll just wear some fancy strappy women's shoe and play pretend.

The fools will never be the wiser

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Chances are you'd find someone who's into that...

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