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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 270 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don't understand them.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 212 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 120 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 87 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The more you know the less you know

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This isn't even a joke, it's literally true in quantum mechanics.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know nothing, but you know precisely about what you know nothing.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

The more you know of one thing the less you know of the other*

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Iirc, it's a youtube video of an actual class

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/X4pehLRhFhI

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they're lucky they might understand kubernetes though.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Or as the professionals call it, k8s

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're so good they fix your car on the quantum level!

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No one understands quantum mechanics

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You both understand and don't understand quantum mechanics at the same time... It's that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don't understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?

No habla English

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was the point, right?

It's hard to explain jokes when you don't understand them.

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.

If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics.

Both quotes attributed to Richard Feynman.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I can do (some of) the maths, but I definitely can't explain why any of it is like that, or how it works.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

Cropped so I get the authentic glaucoma experience.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A delightful character arc.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We know, but it's getting a bit cringe now

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[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My grandfather didn't die in Korea so that people could fight online like this.

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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’ve read this like ten times and I think the joke might be that quantum mechanics are difficult to explain to everyone, of which women are obviously a subset. But maybe I’m doling out too much credit lol

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

The joke is that quantum mechanics are difficult to understand, so the commenter doubts their ability to properly explain it (to women). The replier assumed it was a dig at women's intelligence, not a reflection of the original commenter's intelligence and ability to explain.

I.e. a stupid person would have difficulty explaining anything to women.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the original question did not clearly state it needed to be easy to explain to men. The only requirement was to be difficult to explain to women. So, technically, this answers the question as written.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

And we all know that technically correct is the best kind of correct.

[–] IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org 7 points 1 week ago

No thats definitely the joke.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Redditor failed the litmus test for misandrists

[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is peak my phone is fighting for its life energy 😂

[–] Elentirmo@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I pretty sure magic is involved

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