mentally eel

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if you insist.. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/mentally_eel@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We've noticed on days you smoke crystal meth, you tend to go the next 36 hours without eating a single calorie.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

yippee! weight loss experts hate this one simple trick!

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If only I could look like Skinny Pete…

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Sounds like your nutrition app incorporates AI.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

New mode available: advice from a barmen.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had a doctor once who suggested the same thing.