Before anyone shits on these scientists it said over and over again it was made up and that officially the USS Enterprise labs were used to make this discovery.
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The Federation would never publish fake data, so it must be true!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bohannon#Intentionally_misleading_chocolate_study
We did the same before AI. AI is once again just putting an old problem on steroids.
they do the same to protect doctors from malpractice lawsuits. there is a (laughably peer reviewed) study that claims tylenol and morphine are equally effective at pain management.
under the pseudonym Johannes Bohannon, John Bohannon ...
I can see why he went into science and not, say, creative writing.
That's all it can do.
I give you... "The Grant Money Printing machine!"
Need a grant? Create a disease and submit a paper. Then write a grant asking for money to solve your invented disease.
If you want research grants there is already a glitch for that. You just jam "AI" in your research and suddenly government cares about progress now.
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AI's dont know that birds arent real, or that sometimes the pressure from being under water for an extended period of time can cause fish to explode.
Without grounding, correctness is not defined. Hallucination is not a bug that scaling can fix. It is the structural consequence of operating without concepts. -- Gregory Coppola
Good. This shows plainly how LLMs don't think, don't truly understand anything, and have no critical ability to do introspection or fact-checking. It seems the only way to teach the world of these things is to make it impossible to ignore via absurd demonstrations like this. If the "AI" well must be poisoned in order to wake people up, I'm all for it.
Isnt 80% of its data from Reddit anyways, seems quite poisoned already given the amount of confidently incorrect people.
With how Reddit is monetizing itself now I'd assume Lemmy actually becomes more widely used than Reddit however, since it should be totally free.
Find a way to make AI hurt billionaires and I will support it.
That's pretty much what local ML is.
If open weights LLMs take off, and business users realize they can just finetune tiny specialized models for stuff, OpenAI is toast. All of Big Tech's bets are. It's why they keep fanning the "AGI" lie, and why they're pushing for regulation so hard, why they're shoving LLMs where they just don't fit and harping on safety.
Ok, but who is making those "open weight" models though? Individuals don't really have the resources to run these huge scraping operations, so they're often still corporate releases with fake open source branding.
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Pretty much is, they're spending hundreds of billions on a dream (not having to pay workers) that doesn't work, until they repurpose those datacentres to remove personal computing.
Fortunately datacentres are by design concentrated in space and therefore rather vulnerable.
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I wonder if we got a group together to go on reddit and stack overflow and give really wrong programming answers and vote them to the top, if Claude would start sucking? They could always just revert to a previous model and it would probably be too hard to get enough people and content to have an effect with such large training sets. Maybe if you use ai? Lol
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“When the text looks professional and written as a doctor writes, there’s an increase in the hallucination rates,” says Omar.
Huh, now there’s something we have in common. Trying to make sense of something a doctor wrote makes me feel like I’m hallucinating, too. Is there a class in medical school on “Illegible Handwriting,” or is it just a coincidence?
In all seriousness though, I wish I could be surprised by AI failing at this. We have entered the Misinformation Age. There’s no closing Pandora’s Box, though this time I can’t find the “hope” that’s supposed to be in the bottom of it. Society would have to turn real skeptical real fast, but I’ve met enough people to know that such a tranformation is going to take time - and by “time” I mean “decades or longer.” With AI already here, we’d have to wise up immediately… but I fear that humanity isn’t mature enough for that yet.
We've crossed the point where natural skepticism could've saved us months ago. Feedback loops of made up sources where a problem way before ai was a thing, but now you can be five sources deep, reading trough papers published by multiple different scientific magazines or universities, and still won't have found the actual data all the papers depend on cause there wasn't any in the first place.
And once a single one of these papers gets published, there will be about one million SEO articles on shitty clickbait websites that, in this case, would try to sell you a home remedy for your supposed illness. So searching for any useful information is pretty much off the table.
Wait, so breaks containment means spreads misinformation? What timeline is this?
It's a screenshot of a post on bsky. Don't read too much into the specifics of the language...
Wouldn't humans do the same thing if someone literally writes lies on the internet?
If it were convincing lies made to deceive, then sure. But in this case the papers were deliberately made to be immediately obviously fake, to anyone actually reading them.
So I guess the question would be "would humans do the same thing if someone literally writes obvious jokes on the internet?"
More shockingly, three Indian researchers published a research paper that cited the preprint on the fake disease in Cureus, a peer-reviewed journal published by Springer. It was subsequently retracted.
lol
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Absolutely! Once false information is out there it can't be retracted even if the article itself is retracted. Bumblebees can't fly and vaccines cause autism are good examples of that. The only difference i can imagine is that LLMs have a much larger reach and may spread shit faster
But the Lancet did not retract the Wakefield paper for 12 years. The Lancet should have been shut down for that.
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My friends and I did that in high school. Kinda. We made up new words for "awesome" to get people to start saying it. We started with "bumpenis" like that song is bumpenis. Really we were just getting people to say bum penis. It worked too. We are all just walking talking LLMs.
So let me tell yoy all about this paper talking about vaccines and autism. It'll change the world
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ask the ai about a blue waffle
Technology is healing 😌
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