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Alt TextBlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Ehm IIRC it's 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I'll get popcorn

that reminds me of this:

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.

[–] ripple_effect@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago

Birds best stay out the way

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Alright well we've got a lot of work to do then.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

That's physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Modern Conservatives: "We have a crisis of masculinity"

Traditional 1950s Americans: "Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway"

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about the 50000 other people that would happily travel a day for $40 to tap that? Huh??

You might solve your problem, but you're creating a much bigger issue.

Someone with this level of short sightedness is exactly how we get barely baked "AI" still resulting in millions losing their jobs, smh.

I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I've run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn't have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I'm fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of... What's the word. Recompense for my time.

I'm talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y'all provide the budget I'll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.