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[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Middle aged white men with YouTube channels don’t stand a chance.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey... MakersMuse is NOT that old yet

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Truuuuu. Maybe he’s the one driving the van 🧐

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Those tricksey hobbitses always look younger than they are

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not stupid... I need to see the filament before I get in the van

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do they even keep it dry back there?

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Right? Like do they even have the good dehydrators?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Most will be open to doing it dry if you ask.

How do you keep your filament dry in a van. Down by. The river?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The driver of this van is an old German guy by the name of Rudolph, although it's not an ice cream van he used to go Häagen Dazs on my asshole every 2-3 days last summer.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's fake Dutch, not fake German

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ok now I'm more confused about what's Dutch vs. what's German than I was about what's British vs. what's English. Or even what's a turtle, if most languages call them tortoises.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tortoises are terrestrial, and turtles are aquatic or amphibian. German and Dutch are both different nationalities and different languages. England is a part of Britain.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

That sounds like that flat earther bs. Sea turtles are not extraterrestrial, we are not on the back of a giant sea turtle!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought all Germans were Dutch but not all Dutch were Germans. Was I way off?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah. The Dutch are from The Netherlands, which adjoins but is distinct from Germany. Somewhat confusingly, "German" is German is "Deutsch," which while pronounced "doytch," resembles "Dutch" in spelling; this is how we end up with terms like "Pennsylvania Dutch" referring to German immigrants.

[–] atropa@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They speak German in Germany ,Duth is in the Netherlands

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Ya but they call German Deutch in Germany 🤷‍♂️

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Regardless, he sure knows how to lick that ice cream

Waffle cone or just spoon?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

I would fall for it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I found some little 3D printed thing on the ground the other day and I hella wanna know what filament was used because it's this sick-ass pearlescent shit that makes that kinda water on oil rainbow effect as you move it around.

The coolest filament I have just changes color based on temp so it's one color when cool and another when warm.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Probably a tricolor silk filament of some kind.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oooh, finally i can get the panchroma cmyk combo so my toolchanger can do true color!

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Underrated comment. This is actually so freaking cool. As a printmaker I love this so much.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"First come, first serve!"

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

That sounds like if you climax, you gonna do everyone else after.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

What about some cheese sandwiches?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This would get me.

[–] kamayatu24@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I really wouldn't turn down a free 3D printer.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Filament companies probably should give these away. We are rapidly approaching a situation where the inkjet model of marketing could feasibly apply to 3d printing.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just don't buy from Bambu. Or reload their spools.