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[–] atropa@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

Has been a long-known problem, if you open a window with microsoft, it crashes

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 177 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The question is do they have a Copilot?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could be a disaster.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Heresy, using an actual AGI example. Also, HAL did nothing wrong. It's always the humans that screw things up. (2010 for reference)

Unpopular opinion - both SkyNet and the AI in The Matrix were also not in the wrong. I think The Animatrix documents why that's true in that particular franchise. Again, it's the humans. Hell, maybe even Ultron had a few good points, he just went insane in the first microseconds trying to rationalize it all.

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[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Why the fuck would you use windows in mission critical spaces.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 135 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uhhh so they can see where they are

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To have a nice Outlook on things

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

So they can rest while the Copilot handles stuff for a while

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of this will surely give them the Edge they need for this mission.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They’re going farther from earth than any human ever has. That makes them Explorers

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You wouldn't and they didn't.

The article has just failed to inform the readers (the few that got past the headline), that this was on his personal Surface Tablet and not on anything associated with the mission.

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[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

There was a slight miscommunication at the fabrication stage. The requirement was to include windows and now they are in a windowless tube with two not functioning outlook accounts. Honest mistake, could happen to anyone

[–] abcd@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Imagine: You are the first human approaching the moon for a landing since 50+ years. Just a couple of seconds before touchdown the PC starts rebooting because an engineer clicked remind me later on earth and the PC registered that nobody moved the mouse or pressed a key for more than 3 nanoseconds so the user is surely AFK and has definitely nothing important going on so let’s close all open documents and reboot 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 week ago

Idk, if I go to space I def want windows ... operated by trained, reliable penguins.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why do they have any Microslop software?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

Why TF aren't they using something like NASA Linux‽

If they made it open source you bet your ass they'd get shittons of free support from the global community! If they're running my software I'd be willing to hop on a call with the command center on any day at any hour!

"Yes, I know it's Christmas but NASA is having some trouble with a systemd script on a space ship that's currently in space..."

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

They are, mission critical systems are typically on a Unix/Linux base or completely custom built.

The systems that use Windows are the ones related to office work, like updating the crew's bank information and distributing pay.

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very likely that some degree of funding came from MS, usage of MS software is likely part of the contract.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

What the article fails to mention is that this is on Commander Wiseman's personal Surface Pro and not on any mission-related systems.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Because a Microsoft sales rep bought a prostitute and cocaine for some senator.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (13 children)

The article leaves out that this was on Commander Wiseman's personal tablet, a Microsoft Surface Pro and not any device associated with the mission.

He sought tech support for internet connectivity issues on a PCD (personal computing device), which is a Microsoft Surface Pro.

The 'Two Microsoft Outlooks' was a description of the issue he was having. The headline is implying that there are two machines running Outlook that don't work.

NASA detected that the PCD was actually on a network. It asked the commander for permission to connect to the tablet remotely so it could look into a problem with the Optimus software. "I also see that I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working," Wiseman responded, per a clip shared by Niki Grayson on Bluesky. "If you wanna remote in and check Optimus and those two Outlooks, that would be awesome."

The source of the quotes and a better article:

https://www.engadget.com/computing/artemis-ii-crew-is-just-like-us-needs-help-with-microsoft-outlook-issues-145230968.html

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every time Microsoft does an update, they reduce functionality. Basic functions like print, search and file storage get moved into sub-sub-sub menus. The point of this is to make room on the main screen for ads. Screwing up your work flow gives you more time to look at them. This is intentional.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

The fact that the right click menu is now a submenu of the right click menu drive me mad.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

They updated onenote today on my work PC and changed all my checkBOXES to CIRCLES. WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THAT as you can see I'm still pissed. Fuck microslop

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago
[–] 404found@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No way in hell I would want to go to the moon nowadays. Technology these days is like having two left feet. Especially if AI is involved.

[–] poopkins@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The live stream of the launch was low resolution with constant cutouts. I was also surprised by how poor the tracking was. It's saddening to see how much worse this has been so far compared to 1969.

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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The spacecraft that took astronauts to the Moon used the Apollo Guidance Computer, developed by MIT's Instrumentation Laboratory.

Clock speed: Approximately 1 MHz
Memory: About 64 KB total
Word size: 16-bit architecture
Power consumption: About 55 watts
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[–] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

'you have two outlooks inside you, neither work and it will grow'

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Haha! Space travel, meet rolling releases.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Noam_Calhoun@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago

*Microslop Outlook

[–] Airfried@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Not the best... outlook.

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 12 points 1 week ago
[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] PK2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Product working as designed.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They didn't pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I also have one! And it doesn't work.

[–] Stellar_n0va@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

As expected

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m guessing it’s one of two things:

It could be two shortcuts to outlook. One might actually be Outlook classic.

Another issue could be a dreaded dual mailbox scenario that occurs when an hybrid on-premises user account gets a mailbox in exchange online before their on-prem account has its attributes created. It’s annoying to deal with and fix.

I’m curious as to what the issue is and how they fix it. I would assume that latency and bandwidth are a big problem and they have WAN acceleration going on, which can cause some apps to bug out.

I actually helped Riberbed identify and fix a bug with Exchange optimization that took 4 years to fix. The tech I worked with for about a year when we identified it called me up 3 years later to tell me himself that they fixed and closed it.

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