Don't give them ideas.
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Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!
We need to go back.
And now we're living in the "future" the terminator came back in time from. Yes, terminator was running on copilot. Scary, isn't it?
They don't need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.
They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.
Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don't realize it yet.
Where's the copilot copilot?
Is that Copilot+ ?
No, what they're asking for is Copilot^Copilot^
Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot....
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Would've expected a Copilot# from MS.
Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.
Reminder from the Copilot ToS:
Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
Always read the label, talk to your doctor to see if copilot is right for you
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That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
Should have made it a new LTSC build.
Cocopilotpilot
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.
I was thinking that they'll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.
Windows 11: "It's 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC."
Windows 12: "It's 11 pm sharp. That's a phrase people like to say, apparently."
...Don't give Microsoft any ideas.
huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn't put a clock where i want to look for one.
I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.
I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously
like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽
pretty sure they're already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for "not" today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had "not" in their name. like jesus fucking christ that's so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.
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Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
Better than him putting his fetish on my screens.
What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.
999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes
Hence "in theory". Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.
"Copilot, order me...uh...us one diet coke"
Ordering -1 diet coke....
...received 65535 diet cokes...
It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid...
As long as they are packaged separately… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.
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No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.
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Copilot Drugs also has my interest...
Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!
Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?
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Peak windon't!
Linux does what Windon't
Great! Thanks! You've just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we'll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies... 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
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Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
That's a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.
IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1
127… 🤣
It's the copilot/microslop quality guarantee!
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Everybody loves Microslop
I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love's Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.
Kinda dark, but I like it.
Frank's jaw falls off
Deborah vomits
Ray: Awhh dad! You're falling apart without mom!
laugh track
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
Windows if it was actually good
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
CopilOS 11!
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