this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

It's easy to give good advice. Following good advice is the hard part

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They've got coke money, maybe they know a thing or two.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now way to know if it's coke, they could be snorting sugar to pretend to be rich.

Only one way to find out.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Darn, asbestos flakes again. Hello, mesothelioma hotline?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

Hey that guy blowing lines off the toilet may, one day, become the US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then id reply " who are you, why are you in my house, and why have you been watching me scroll my phone on the shitter for the last 30 min without joining me?"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Do you have "his & hers" toilets? Or joining you on the same toilet?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 4 months ago

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia;
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts
And recycling it for more than it's worth

Baz Luhrmann

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

First advice, do your coke in the car.