Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long.. that's the average man's penis size
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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Well, not in every case :)
So I'm not a beta? Cool!
No, you are.
I've never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn't already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:
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undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:
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Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.
Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.
Actually dick size is a manipulation to make you feel good or bad
one way and then another.
"Of course it seems small when it's compared to the Grand Canyon."
Fuck yeah
Trans women supremacy. Since our dicks are clearly bigger we are allowed to say that his dick is small.
Wow, OP, your post history is just...something special. This one in particular.
My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you're interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I'm in.
"It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you're offended, it's a joke, otherwise I was being sincere."
See, this is the reading equivalent of hearing vs listening for you. If thats what you took away from what I wrote. You're ugly.
TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?
If she said that she's toxic. Same as with men saying "I wish you had bigger boobs". So if she says that, it's a red flag and you need to go!
Clits can be over 10cm.
Clitoromegaly
How can this be true if it's not a category on PornHub?
Ah, the scientific name for the good ol' T-dick (thats how I see trans men referring to this when they are long enough in Testosterone).
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This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse
You'd be surprised what some girls pack
I may not have a large dick, but I'm technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women
look at that spin
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Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
FR, if a woman tells you that your dick is small, tell her that's because her shit stank like a yeast infection.
Lmfaoooooo
Skill issue?
This is more of an "issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few".
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