@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
I'm so proud 🥹
Except this may be someone trying to sell things
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
I'd deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.
Isn't that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
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Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Decent option for a mascot
Oh thats sick, thanks!
I go great lengths for a horny banana.
For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.
Oh my!
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
I should visit Greece.
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Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
Do you mean this RHCP?...
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he ~~had sexual relations with~~ raped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song "Catholic School Girls Rule".[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"
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horny is why we exist, in general
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
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