this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
378 points (97.2% liked)

memes

20727 readers
1580 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 24 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

This just made me irrationally horny

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago

There are only so many things a person can keep in their brain, so thanks, now Snickers veins are in my vocabulary but I can't remember my grandmother's face anymore.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

It's cause I love you so much! It's totally normal.

[–] homes@piefed.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, if your Snickers bar is multiple colors it might be past its shelf life.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Are we still talking about phallices?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was very young, before I was able to read, I would see images in my mind associated with spoken words. Sometimes they were the literal thing that was being said, but other times the images were more abstract.

With Snickers, I pictured "sneakers." But it was for more than the sound being similar - I thought the pattern on the bottom of the candy bar resembled the pattern on the bottom of shoes. So it all made sense in little-me's brain.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

I can see it!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 week ago

A snickers can never throb tho

It’s a pyrrhic dicktory

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would have sworn before looking that this had to be a post by @violet08@lemmy.world...

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't much like chocolate, but I've said here before: if a food item has toppings and is sufficiently robust to maintain those toppings, it is universally better upside down.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I ate a pop-tart upside down once and it was a mindblowing revelation. Now anything that has toppings on it gets eaten toppings side down, facing the tongue, for maximum flavor.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

My life is now bifurcated into who I used to be, and now after reading this comment.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Ribbed for your pleasure.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago

that bar does not have a vein

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Optical illusion, it's a dirt trench.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had to make sure this wasn't posted by that thirst trap "18 year old girl" Violet something something. Lemmy is getting trolled by a dude. I guarantee it.

But I do enjoy a veiny Snickers.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago

Oh my god. How have I never noticed this? It's going to be so much fun between the real thing and the ice cream version.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't the other side a crosshatch texture? Or is that a different bar? Either way, I enjoy putting that texture on my tongue.