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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 184 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Move fast and break things

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Move slowly with diarrhea.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 25 points 2 months ago

Move fast but leave a trail

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

The MAGA motto, along with "Don't bother me with facts, my mind is made up."

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests. And my guest cooking wouldnt survive a health inspection. On the other hand do i know enough restutanz kitchens that are worse. So much...

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests.

I hope your guests get better coocking than you do, but I guess you have to treat your coock right every now and again.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes. Easy exanple is the tasting spoon. For myself i just reuse it, for others its a clean one everytime.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"The tasting spoon" is quite the cleaver euphemism for your coock

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I think the plan is this is a joke...

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They should add a bid option. Then watch people snipe your lunch the last second.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 19 points 2 months ago

"Hey kids, we are eating tonight! Outbid? Oh no.... sorry kids, its starvation again."

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a food safety disaster, lmao

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don't want overpriced home cooked food from complete strangers on the internet?

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This has to be fake, no way people are paying significantly more than a restaurant just to get food thats Facebook marketplace quality

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This post is just a joke made by OP. Notice how it's posted to funny and OP hasn't commented. A single time and is just sitting back and enjoying the show.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok yeah I checked, this is 100% fake

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Food with no particular assertions about safety or hygiene either.

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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wtf is that "sourdough loaf"? That shit looks disgusting. Fits more into shitposting.

Here a fresh loaf for your viewing pleasure:

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

The post had such a miserable excuse for bread in the pic.
Thank you for the nice bread pic. It looks lovely.

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[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago

Was warm when cooked.

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

it is weird that there is bidding for this instead of just all being "buy it now". Who wants to plan several hours ahead for probabilistic takeout you probably won't even get, to maybe hypothetically save several dollars?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

i'm trying to remember how much it cost to get my food handlers permit back when. if i could get my kitchen "home certified" or whatever that means (it's totally a thing shut up) i could be a tamale mama or get back into the ice cream game. i might even be able to compete with our local legend of a tamale mama who started a tamale factory

[–] decended_being@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They call it a cottage baker license around where I live (for baking at least). I got it in 2025 to sell some loaves and ended up having the most busy year of work so I sold zero.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i'm in california and have cats. and am friends with the baker at the coffee shop and we've talked about this exact thing before for all y'all trying to infodump and tell me i can do this when i already know the rules. i'm pretty sure the rules are insane for me

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Your kitchen doesn't need to be certified.

Google Cottage Food Regulations, along with your state, and you'll see the rules for cooking food for sale in your home kitchen. The rules are constantly evolving, especially during Covid, when people weren't working, and needed to make money selling at farmers markets and such. But the rules generally aren't that complicated, which is nice for a government thing, for a change.

Usually it can't be stuff with meat or dairy that has to be kept hot or cold. Baked goods like breads/ cakes/ cookies, candies, jarred stuff like jellies, etc. Basically think room temperature/shelf stable.

There are also rules about labeling, font size, specific disclaimers, etc.

Looking at this, the brownies and bread would be legal in my state, but serving hot soup, especially with meat in it, would be more of a restaurant item, and would be prohibited as a cottage food offering.

I used to own an ice cream shop, and we tapped into the Cottage Food laws a bit. We made our own caramel and fudge (oh yeah, every bit as delicious as you're thinking), and brownies and cookie dough (meh) but we didn't have a stove at the store, so we made them at home. We didn't sell them to the public, we just used them in our ice cream.

That's another issue with Cottage Foods. The cook can sell them themselves, but they can't wholesale it to someone else, and at the time, they couldn't sell it online. Again, the rules are constantly evolving, and every state is different, so YMMV. For instance, another poster mentioned getting a Cottage Food license, but that isn't necessary in my state. You could bake a bunch of brownies, and sell them at your lemonade stand in front of your house today.

In all my limited experience in the Cottage Food world, not once did any authority, food safety inspector, etc. ever ask a word about it. They have these rules, but I'm not sure who would be in charge of enforcing them, and I doubt they even know, so you're pretty much free to do whatever you want - until someone gets sick. Then you're screwed.

So stick to the rules, avoid meat, and you'll be fine.

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[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Does the "Hot item" indicator go away after a while? Or are they keeping it hot?

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just looked up legality and Internet is telling me maybe because "Cottage food laws". News to me.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It depends on the locale. People already do this a ton on Facebook.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

How do I get in on this Beta? I have some leftover lasagna I froze into single servings - can sell frozen for $5 or heat it up and sell for $9.

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Might be breaking an NDA

Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think.

Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I usually leave my sourdough to cure for 24 hours before I slice it. Improves the texture. Lets the gluten solidify.

High hydration, so letting it dry out a bit is fine.

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[–] parson0@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like it's time to get a bigger slow cooker if I could sell a batch of stew for this kinda cash. Delivering by bike for minimum wage is shit, but if you own the business and get that kinda money it suddenly beats most regular jobs and starts looking tempting.

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago
[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Shit post so good I had to check irl

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Man that's a weak-ass looking sourdough loaf.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

If there's organic flour, what is anorganic flour made of?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Bidding on food? What??

Was there something wrong with the way we have been selling food for like 3000+years?

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Lol this is the innovative capitalism brings. People sell food on Facebook and that doesn't seem to go anywhere. Sounds like eBay just desperate for revenue streams

[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ayy you stop off the side of the road for tacos but you won't eat this, eh?

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago

Food trucks are regulated. And often have much more frequent inspections than regular restaurants. Sometimes even monthly inspections in some areas.

And I trust Maria selling those tamales. She would never steer me wrong.

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