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Might be breaking an NDA by posting this but I got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see this (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 days ago by mudkip@lemdro.id to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Might be breaking an NDA

Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think.

Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I usually leave my sourdough to cure for 24 hours before I slice it. Improves the texture. Lets the gluten solidify.

High hydration, so letting it dry out a bit is fine.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your patience is inhuman. When I was still eating bread, I would let the bread cool, but not even to room temperature.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, I make two loaves and you bet we go to TOWN on that first one. I'll give it 20 minutes in the pan, then 20 minutes out of the pan, or, if we're hungry and impatient, I'll do a cold water bath in the pan and then pull it out to airdry as long as I can stand. :)

With this particular bread, if you cut it too early, it's kinda gooey. It needs a little time to come to temp.

[–] D1re_W0lf@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Can’t get sourer than this.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they signed an NDA, I would expect ebay to suspend the account if caught. There are different ways that could happen. This assumes this thing is even real.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They don't need an NDA to suspend your account, just terms in the EULA.

NDA is for when you involve a court.