this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
64 points (97.1% liked)

Queer_IRL

339 readers
171 users here now

An all welcoming place for Queer Memes of all varieties! Just laugh, be chill, and report anything you feel violates the rules.

Partnered with the Gaywave Discord Server — Check out more here.

Rule 1 — Be Chill. This means everything from just be respectful to no bigotry or discrimination of any kind. That crap will be crucified on sight.

Rule 2 — Naming Structure. Try to keep to the general 'Queer_Irl naming structure. Replacing queer with something you feel might be more appropriate is totally fine.

Rule 3 — I wrote this but got nothing. I'm sure I'll come up with something to stick here eventually.

=========

Pssst. AI didn't write this. I just really like em-dashes. They're neat and good for formatting. Alt+0151 baby. Eat my entire ass.

founded 5 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like that's just not fair to anyone. Either the onion rings have to be painfully hot or I have to know that those poor gentleman are now disappointed in two things!

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Gummy candy rings instead, good catch.

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

As a closeted bi guy who is feeling strained in his hetero relationship, I feel this.

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Also, eating onion rings sounds like fun.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Plz wait until they cool off though

Don’t want to burn your mouth.

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If it's burning my mouth, I'd be more worried about the onion ring holders.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Guess I fell right into that one. Fuck I want onion rings.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It was very tongue-in-cheek, so no worries :)

You should find a way to get some. That’s genuinely one of the few perks of adulthood.

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it wouldn't be right. It's not the onion rings that I want.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

That’s fair. I hope you can find the dick to hold your onion ring tower that you long for 😊

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

If you are willing to eat onion rings offa my sad penis you deserve, and will recieve, much better than that.

... Sometimes I wish I was gay...