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[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 8 points 7 hours ago

But did they use a washer?

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

Uhhh tool porn wasnt on my list today but ok

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago

I guess the lightbulb is ace?

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 68 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Oh you can hammer a screw. You'd have to pound extra hard though 😏

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago

But can you screw a hammer?

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

In Soviet Russia, all furniture was assembled by hammering wood screws. Then the assembled furniture was ripened for up to ten years in special humidity-controlled warehouses, allowing screws to expand and lock in place thanks to rusting. This required making screws from special-grade low-quality steel, and use extra-toxic glue for particle board planks so they would not rot. And still, only one in five assembled pieces of furniture did not have any rotten parts or fall into pieces when you attempted to take it home, making it even more luxurious. It is utterly impossible to repeat this level of craftsmanship in modern world.

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

all furniture was assembled by hammering wood screws

This required making screws from special-grade low-quality steel

Were they made of wood, steel, or both?

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's these things. Notice how the thread is smaller than the shaft. You always need to drill a pilot hole, otherwise the thread won't bite into the wood. The thread is also pretty tight, so screwing it two-three times in the same hole is enough to strip the wood in the hole, so it can be pulled out with tweezers with almost no resistance. It's also slotted, so if you press too hard your screwdriver will slip out. And if you screw too tightly, the head will rip off, because it's a mild steel.

Or you just hammer it in.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 hours ago

"What's with low grade steel, toxic glue and leaving it to rot in warehouse for a decade? Nah bro that's a part of the process. Obviously bro. Слава советским инженерам, бро."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago

While the lightbulb watches.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

This web comic would be banned in Texas.

[–] garbage_world@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (5 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Always has been.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Yep.

Nailed it.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

The joke is subversion of expectations

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is it tho? I get that the first panel can be read homophobic but the end subverts all gender norms. If anything, nail and screw are the same gender

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 0 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That is the point. It is depicting two sets of heterosexual relationships that do not work out because the individuals are just not compatible. But instead of the individuals moving onto finding the right heterosexual partner for them, they get the bright idea to just resort to a homosexual relationship. The joke is just "gays are dumb".

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

What?

I see two tops and two bottoms.

Two doms and two subs.

Two bears and two twinks, two butch and two princesses.

You... can easily read this in a number of ways, that's arguably the strength of using such non human 'characters'.

Could be hetero, could be homo, could be ... ToolTime-sexual.

If anything, its an endorsement of just stepping outside your normal, traditional boundaries, and in some situations that seems to work out for everyone involved.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

If still not sure if you're saying this is a homophobic joke or a joke about homophobia. If I understand you correctly, the joke is that the gays are so stupid, they didn't realize they want a same sex partner until the light ball told them?

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Kissing, obviously

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] artifex@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

You can't blame her, she was clearly a board housewife.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

The bent nails implying that Mr. Hammer is bad at hammering.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago

 It's screws and nails, not screws and screwdrivers. 

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 9 hours ago

What a tool!

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago