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this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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They number world wars by year now. Welcome to WW2026
They always make em trilogies too
AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They've been an imminent threat for decades now!
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When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...
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What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.
Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha
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With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda
The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.
unsubscribe! unsubscribe!
If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!
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Here comes the Cuba DLC
* Cuba Season
I'm buying the battlepass (going shopping at a military surplus store)
And the dlc's have increased in price dramatically lately.
“Windows 10 will be the last Windows you need”
We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
With agentic integration.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
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Hey look, a new creative way deny we are in WWIII!
nah like fallout we will just call it The Great War
Lol, fair enough.
I hope we are around to see the end of it I guess.
I hope so too
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That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.
I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...
Continuous Invasions / Continuous Deployments model.
It’s been that way since the1990s, no?
Cold war is out, perpetual war is in.
Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.
I guess the world is like Valve, no Half-Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, World War 3, nothing.
But we do get spin offs. World War Epstein instead of Half Life Alyx
Also Splinter Cell: Terminating Jeffrey and Splinter Cell: Seal the Files
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