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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

During a call with NBC News on Saturday, Trump boasted that the U.S. military "totally demolished" the island, adding that "we may hit it a few more times just for fun."

According to the Pentagon, the U.S. military used $11.3 billion worth of munitions in the first week of the war in Iran.

Essentially just setting billions of dollars on fire and causing massive human suffering for funsies...

11.3 billion in week 1, and we're 3 weeks in with no signs of stopping.

It'll cost $100,000,000,000 by the time it's over, but we can't "afford" healthcare or education

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't believe in helping people. Something about if we don't make earth fucking terrible, the rapture won't come.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

and when it comes, they will not survive God's wrath, for they are the wicked

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add 2T more to the pedophiles slice... this moron is insufferable.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There’s a good chance he claims the majority of the pie before he keels over

[–] Steve@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago

Haha just more treason its fine

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"oops I bombed Turd-a-Shit-Go just for fun."

if it's legal for the president, its legal for me, right?