Flush while pooping so it slides straight down
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There was a girl in my high school that tried to pee in the bushes like everyone else at the party, but she had diarrhea. She was close enough that everyone smelled it before she sat back down.
Everyone called her the party pooper.
I think I'd rather clog the toilet than chance getting caught shitting in the bushes.
"knowing that you'll clog it"? WTH? Did the host only provide a piss-only toilet?
One must know what one is capable of
Look for the well worn knife in the bathroom somewhere.
Crohns person here. Why do you think you'll clog it? Just to a flush after finish. Then a flush after half the toilet paper and then again after the other half. Make sure there is a toilet brush there before you start.
Dont poop in the back yard.
Is there a visible plunger or poop knife in the vicinity of the toilet? If so, your decision is simple.
Either way, I'd still choose the toilet. Don't put too much paper in at once, and if it clogs, just quietly inform the host. Toilets clog all the time, and it's not a big deal. A year from now, people won't remember "the dude who clogged the toilet", but they'd definitely remember "the dude who pooped in the backyard".
Too late 😫
I like how you just said "or poop knife" as if that's a completely normal thing. Now I wonder if I'm out of the loop.
It was an infamous R*ddit post from a few years back:
