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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People don’t want to eat tongue but have no problem kissing the dog

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I watched my new dog take a shit the other day, and then turned around and started nibbling at it. He's big on getting in your face and giving kisses and I can't stop thinking about the poop.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now think of the times you've seen someone let their dog lick them in the mouth.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago

Some people won't eat tongue because their culture doesn't eat tongue and when asked they come up with reasons.

"We just don't, it's a cultural thing" is so often the correct explanation, but our brains usually spin up reasons that are tidy, "just so" or satisfying even if completely off base.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to eat the shell

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're not supposed to eat the skin of the tongue either.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bullshit, the taste buds are the best part.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ate tongue once, truely i thought it tasted so good because of the taste buds. But i was a dumb kid. And still a dumb adult.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I mean, duh. Eggs don't come out of the mouth.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Seconded. Anyone who's afraid of it, try a lengua taco sometime. You will not regret it (and no it doesn't look like a tongue once prepared).

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was at a farmer's market with my mother, and there was a butcher there called "Raised Right". We'd never bought from there before, but we looked at the menu and my mother got really excited when she saw they had tongue available. And I've got a pretty adventuresome palate, so I was down. We bought the tongue and cooked it up. Ate it with home-made tzatziki and stuff.

Pretty good stuff. A touch bland, maybe, but you'll never find a more tender meat. And it's really cheap. I guess just because people are squeamish.

We got tongue from that butcher several more times. It became a pretty regular thing.

Time passed, we got too lazy to get up early to go to the farmer's market. We got a hankering for tongue again and found one at Walmart of all places.

It was disgusting. Mushy and stringy. Not at all the same as the farmer's market butcher. We never did a Walmart tongue again.

Probably to be expected. Walmart's not exactly the place where you would expect to get quality... well anything, really.

[–] Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most people dont know what a cloaca is.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I hear that Captain Kirrahe is a bit of a cloaca.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Pizzle is where it's at.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Some people are so ignorant about where their food comes from that they prefer processed food because it doesn't remind them of having come from an animal.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

My mantra has always been "don't eat food that tastes you back". No tongues, suckers or pseudopods!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 3 points 1 month ago

My #1 taco meat if done right. Melt in your mouth tender🤤

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't eat organ meat period.
Not my cup of tea due to consistency.

And if I do eat it, I want to stay in blissfull ignorance and enjoy the taste.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats why we eat them in the anonymous burger/sausage form.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Proper hamburgers do not contain organ meat.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You do. You just don't know it

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

And if I do eat it, I want to stay in blissfull ignorance and enjoy the taste.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love tounge, its one of the best cuts of meat.

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mother didn't know how to cook it, so she just boiled it without skinning it. It was so bad I never want to eat it again.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Go to a Jewish deli and try some proper tounge

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just feels like I'm making out with the cow. Yuck.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like you might be eating wrong?

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, i personally didn't eat the shells...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lengua is so fucking good tho.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ikr! Tongue grosses me out - yet ill suck the marrow out the bone. I don't get it 🤔

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

How about the fact dogs will lick their asshole and then lick their fur. The same fur you will then pet and touch your face or food.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no issue eating (cow) tongue...

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are not some people.

Although I guess you are a different some people!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indeed, still thought I'd chime in.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Without chiming, Lemmy dies!

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I find tongues to be a great delicacy. They have a unique texture.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just don't want to eat head, something that represents its personality for me. That is how I feel about it

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Let me introduce you to a dimsum dish called: 牛雜 (it's actually decent btw... sometimes...)

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

but but I don't eat using my ass