I have a really hard time sleeping, I'm browsing this community because I woke up in the middle of the night and can't fall back asleep. I'd take the sleep, no doubt. Besides, I could be way more productive. I almost definitely wouldn't be, but I could
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Sleep 1 hour a day: if we assume you would normally have to sleep for 8 hours then your spending 33% of your life asleep vs 4% so you just made your life 29% longer. (Assuming you were just born)
The sleep one. I'd go to sleep at night with my wife as usual, get up one hour later, slowly and quietly leave the room and get tons of shit done.
I've been so chronically online that I was ready for you to say 'and go to my mistress'.
No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we're ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).
Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online
Sleep because it would be like extending your life by 20 years
I eat so poorly that being able to eat whatever I want and it be nutritionally perfect would probably also extend my life 20 years.
The difference is that the food one would extend your life by 20 years at the high end, and the sleep one would extend your life by 20 years spread across time starting now.
Perfect nutrition because I am a food vacuum.
Gone are all the health concerns too!