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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 282 points 1 month ago (4 children)

god i wish i was her brother

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 463 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 327 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

so.. cousin? second cousin?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

That's not goth. That's y'allternative

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking love this thread

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

No you don't.

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[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 191 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish only the best for her in life.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

No, Zuck must feed on your data.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And how shit everything is.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How to bring back profitability to local news

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 month ago

"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 40 points 1 month ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 12 points 1 month ago

LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?

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[–] shane@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.

Here's my favourite Pepe:

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[–] anise@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

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