this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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I just want to see funny, stupid, corny (!) memes to get me through me day, which otherwise consists of attempting superhuman feats like keeping water down.

In return, you receive my gratitude, and I’ll make a half-assed effort not to puke on your shoes.

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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I have a cloud folder of dumb shit dating back to at least 2009, so buckle up.

(I still use the word “bees” to refer to cat purring)

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

The hot dog one is so good

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for blessing me with that shitpost

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Here are a few from my meme cellar. They are of a fine vintage. I have plenty more.

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I absolutely adore the religous shitposts

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

My favorite is the Satan one. And this onealtr

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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Tell me if you'd like more, stopping now cuz my humour is relatively niche (am tistic)

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Heres a small sample of my saved shitposts from a year of lemmy

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Press to see 6 memescaption: talking about mental illness with the mentally ill versus talking about it with medical students. Image shows greek philosophers left hand side and a parent with a toddler on the right hand side.

Chess pieces on a checkered floor of a public bathroom. Caption: "Open World."

Jedis during order 66 - Ashoka: "these soldiers are my friends, rex, I cannot just kill them!" Rex: "I agree" Meanwhile - Yoda:"on a 35 killstreak I am" Obi-Wan: "lmao I just killed Eppo."

1. Dog alone: "I'm not alllowed to bring sticks inside the house..." 2. "...But apparently entire trees are okay" (enters room with christmas tree)

Tap labelled "Peaches" feeds cartoon dad, labelled "my husband," cartoon mom sat drinking from the leaking pipeline is captioned "me and my children"

how comedy anime fans look at you when you don't find a guy looking at boobs every 3 seconds funny. frowning face.

I like comedy anime 😀

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Here's five

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OH LOOK, MORE BULLSHIT! (Rate limiter stopped me last time)

Now with movement!

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Videos of cats falling never get old.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You speak truth.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Not a meme but I keep coming back to this to brighten my day

https://youtube.com/shorts/l0AwwaNta4s

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 days ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

See? Everyone loves a good meme dump. I shall offer my appreciation for all of you in the form of my own contribution…

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] pmk@piefed.ca 4 points 3 days ago
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Another trip to the meme cellar.