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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (5 children)

So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago

We should make a roller derby and chili cookout team

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it's proven largely redundant since then.

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i'm not a one trick pony, i have my fair share of non horny posts😒

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

you know what thats so real girlboss, updated it for you

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah idk how "I'm your wife now" is horny, or really any of your relationship posts. Unless they assume the primary reason for a relationship is sex, or they assume your primary reason for a relationship is sex, which says a lot more about them.

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

that's fair, and that's more on me not really having a better word than "horny" to encapsulate... relationshipposting? what would you even call it?

edit: passionposting!!!

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My last wife isn't into sharing, sorry. You'll have to fight to the death.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

they both turn to face you, swords at the ready

'o no'

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

I also choose this guy's wife's husband

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?

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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 5 days ago

It looks pink to me.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh cool.

Hey babe. How was your day?

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, accidentally sent this meme to like 3 people and now I have to deal with the birocracy cuz of a buggy phone, not of to a great start. Would you mind giving me a foot massage please perchance?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago

Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.

Of course it's fucking violet08, who else could this be

Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Im just happy Lemmy is developing its own novelty accounts and inside jokes. Reminds me of better, older days.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Wtf did I do

*slams divorce papers on the table

I came prepared for this.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

I didn't expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Is this like a time share type situation?

[–] Yliaster@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

You transform into a lesbian.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 days ago

So that's what Optimum Pride is

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too

Then maybe we'll marry each other

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh gosh and then y'all might hold hands? I'm into this 👉👈

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago

H-holding hands!?!?!? You sick deviant!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

I just showed my husband 🥰

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 15 points 5 days ago

I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago

yayyy

one more for the collection!!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I consider this legally binding btw

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Violet, you're famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Wife?

This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

— boomers

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don't put out within the first 30 days.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It’s Violet, I don’t think that’s an issue.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck did you do to my wife?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Anything she wanted.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

I want a divorce.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

Sorry love, you seem like a fun personality and I'd love to chat, but marry? I'm old enough to be your father and I personally think that disqualifies me as a daddy.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Hi violet08

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Err… you might regret it though.

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